Crackers for one -

There are always weird and wonderful new inventions at Christmas time however one of the most depressing we have seen this year is for the Christmas cracker that you can pull by yourself. Created to highlight the loneliness some feel at this time of year the cracker has a loop at one end and the usual cracker at the other. The invention is designed to hook over a chair or door handle and allows the person to pull it without the need for someone else the other end. OK, it certainly does the job but if you were ever thinking of getting a pack then do give us a call first! We can have a beautiful escort with you in no time to grab the other end of your cracker so you don’t have to pull it alone as there really is nothing more depressing than that!

Our London escort agency is available to everyone in the South East, not just in the Capital so if you are a little further afield out of the M25 area and perhaps looking for Watford escorts or maybe even Kent escorts then we can have any of our outcall beauties with you in no time ready to pull your cracker and have a whale of a time.

Christmas can highlight our lack of family or friends at Christmas however it doesn’t need to be like this as you can spend anything from a single hour to an entire night with any of our beautiful escort companions. Lots of our stunners have come from Europe and beyond and this may be their first Christmas in London without their families and friends from home so many are looking forward to spending time with clients over the Christmas period.

Enjoying a date with our gorgeous escorts over Christmas means that you can attend those parties you didn’t think you would bother going to and when you arrive with such a beautiful young woman on your arm you will suddenly no doubt find that you become instantly popular! Our discreet escorts will ensure that people are only aware of your friendship and nothing else as they are happy to refrain from mentioning their relationship with you. Discretion is always key with our beauties and clients can rely on their undivided attention at all times whether you are together in a crowd or in private in your home or hotel. Given the fact that our stunning escorts are so sexy it is probably likely that you will want to skip the party anyway in favour of spending intimate time alone with your chosen companion. Whatever your plans for Christmas, throw the Crackers for one away and make a date with your very own Christmas cracker tonight. Call 07984111838