Things that go Bang at Christmas


We’ve all seen the movies and some of us have even experienced the problem ourselves of plugging in the Christmas lights and everything goes BANG! Well now we have a much more sinister problem to contend with according to OfCom in that our humble fairly lights may actually result in slower broadband speeds and even interfere with our internet. Heaven forbid that our beautiful sparklers would stop us from booking a sparkler of a different kind so if you find that your browsing becomes more riling than rousing it might be time to switch off so that you can turn on!

It is surprising what things do actually interfere with wifi waves. Walls, furniture and the position of your router could all be to blame for a poor signal. Good positioning is of course important in so many different areas of life and that is something that our beautiful outcall escorts agree with wholeheartedly! Of course when you are enjoying a date with any of our sensual stunners you are highly unlikely to need any internet connection as you will be far too engrossed to pick up your phone. In fact there are very few devices that you could possibly want to distract from your time together although perhaps our role play escorts might disagree! They always have a few devices of their own that certainly enhance the fun however as far as we are aware none of them rely on wifi to ruin! I guess in 50 years it could be a problem with virtual reality dates as predicted in a previous article but for the moment we are sticking with face to face encounters.

Whilst you enjoy your date with our festive fantasy girls you might want to leave the fairy lights on for a more magical feel although our ladies have enough skill and experience to make any encounter simply spellbinding. Our beauties need no assistance in setting the tone for your encounter, just your attention and enthusiasm is more than enough to create the perfect encounter you will treasure until well into the New Year.

Why not get into the Christmas spirit and take a look at our tantalising temptresses and whilst you are choosing which of our beauties you would like to spend time with you can rest assured that any date through our cheap London escort agency won’t break the Christmas budget as our outcall service is considered one of the most inexpensive in the city and beyond.

Speaking of beyond the city, you can have one of our stocking fillers come and visit you anywhere in the South East so even if your internet connection is not so great in the more rural areas, our escorts will always make a great connection wherever you are located. We have a daily gallery of beautiful young ladies so make your choice from there and confirm your place once and for all on the naughty list – although seeing as you are such good company it is not such a bad place to be after all!